Place: Front porch
Distance: A hop and a skip from my usual sleeping mat
P left me on the front porch all Sunday afternoon, which I wouldn’t have minded at all … if it weren’t for Hello Kitty spending it with me.
I enjoyed watching neighbors come and go as I sniffed the crisp fall air. But Hello Kitty was just creeping me out. Just sitting there … silent. A couple holes for her eyes and nose, she looks like a bowling ball. She doesn’t even have a mouth. She was totally cramping my style.